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Monday, August 11, 2008 at 6:13 AM | 0 comments  
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident
that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I’m Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy.
And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody.
Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do
and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called
and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got
injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways.
The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot???.Toot???.Toot???…
Posted by Jai Labels:
1) Samy Velu on pos laju

“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”

2) Samy said in a ceramah

“Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini” ,
one pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied ,”Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”

3) Samy’s favorite quote on national television
“Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

4) During the water shortage crisis
: “semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”

5) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput

: “..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”

6) During the opening speech of various function:

“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is “saudara-saudari”)

7) At an opening ceremony:
“mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain”

8)Commenting about his modesty:
“sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar

9) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said ” Kemaluan saya besar “

10) On drugs,” Jangan hisap dada “

“And lastly u know why our
N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
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